Funny Kids

These clever students figured out the teachers joke. Hilariously, it was a joke involving the law, and the youngsters came up with the right punchline. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to hear the educators joke and then how quickly the smart, witty kids came up with the punchline. Everyone loves laughing and having a reason to smile. Can you even think of someone who would rather, instead of laughing, sit expressionless, in total and complete silence, as they remain miserable? Hopefully, you do not. That would most definitely be someone to avoid. They would not be fun at parties, if they even get invited to them, which, being a total buzzkill, probably do not. Anyway, one way to add a little more laughter to life is through the telling and hearing of jokes. Stand-up comedians do this as a living, but, of course, anyone can tell jokes, even elementary school teachers. A video posted on YouTube shows a teacher, who calls herself Ms. Pencils Away, doing this. In fact, she actually tells her class of elementary students jokes every day, which she calls The Joke of the Day. How it usually goes, she instructs her students to put their pencils away because its time for the Joke of the Day. She will then tell them a joke, giving them the setup and an opportunity to guess the punchline. The kids will give their best guesses, with some students getting pretty close, but never quite there. However, that all changed with her latest joke. The teacher gave the setup: Who did the otter call when he got arrested? After a handful of really incredibly witty and clever guesses, one student gets the punchline right. Can you say that you have ever done that? These are elementary students. Did you guess the punchline before the student in the clip? James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

All parents have heard these hysterical, nonsensical responses from children. Its amazing how much mothers and fathers will be able to relate to what is said. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear these mind-boggling, all-too-real retorts that will have you laughing. Children are, without a doubt, the most honest group of people youll ever encounter. If you want someones straightforward, blunt thoughts and opinions, ask a child. However, just be prepared for what may follow your question because you may not like what is said. They will, after all, say exactly what they are thinking and feeling, regardless of whose feelings it might hurt. Now, while children are incredibly honest, they are not great debaters. After they develop the ability to speak, most will talk just to talk, and that seems to be what happens when they are told something they dont want to do and attempt to argue. Their pushback, while often very enthusiastic and impassioned, will most of the time not make much sense. Its almost as if they are not answering the question asked of them, but instead the one they want to answer. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother, playing both roles, depicts several contentious arguments between her and her child. These are battles that every parent has faced with their youngster at one time or another. Additionally, the responses the mother gets are likely ones all parents have received before. None of them makes sense at all, but they are still funny, nonetheless. In the opening moments, the woman, as her child yawns, which is, of course, an indication that someone is tired. However, this child is not tired and has a perfectly good explanation for why she yawned and then rubbed her eye. Hey, buddy, you want to lay down? the mother asks. No, Im not tired, the youngster says. You look tired, the mother responds. No, I was just fixing my eye, so it didnt fall out, the child says. This is just one of the many scenarios depicted in the short clip. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A teacher offered a look at what its like to educate middle schoolers, particularly boys. This glimpse of what its trying to reach these youngsters will likely be very relatable to other teachers and even to parents of teenagers. Watch this short but hilarious clip to see just how challenging it is to be a teacher, especially when youre teaching middle school. Hopefully, whatever you do, you do not hate and dread going to work. That would be a horrible way to live. You may, by chance, like and enjoy what you do. However, no matter how much you may like your job, no position is perfect. There will always be situations and circumstances that are not ideal when it comes to our job. Nothing in this world is perfect, so why should we expect our jobs to be? Every position has its ups and its downs. This is especially true for teachers. Like everyone else, they have their good days and their bad days. But I have never tried teaching someone who isnt all that interested in learning. That sounds like a horrible situation. However, thats a reality many teachers face every day, and thats not a great environment for learning at all. Thankfully, that is not how this teacher describes teaching middle schoolers. Instead, he calls it pure entertainment. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher hysterically shows what its like to teach seventh- and eighth-grade boys. Hilariously, the very first thing he points out in the clip is how they make random, unexplainable noises for no apparent reason whatsoever. But thats teenagers, right? There isnt usually an explanation for most of what they do. Also, this teacher says that they tend to overuse the word Bruh, saying it 1,000 times a day. Its clear from this short but uproarious clip that teaching those youngsters is certainly an adventure. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

A young comedian on Britains Got Talent will have you cracking up. The tiny funnyman has put together a routine that is both really hilarious and very cute. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the young man do a stand-up routine full of jokes that is sure to have you laughing for quite some time. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the toughest things in the world to do. Of course, its a solitary act in which one person stands on stage and tells jokes, desperately hoping the audience laughs. If the jokes dont land or the audience stays completely silent, there is no one else to blame but the person holding the microphone. If that sounds like a frightening situation, you would be entirely correct. Most people would never even think about walking on stage and giving stand-up comedy a try. However, there are still people looking to make a name for themselves in the rough and tumble world of stand-up comedy, even, as it turns out, children. In a clip posted on YouTube, 8-year-old Monty Morris took the Britains Got Talent stage and announced to the shows four judges and the studio audience that he is a stand-up comedian. After a quick back and forth with the judges, it was time for the young man to get into his act. As most comedians do, the little guy told jokes about his life, which, for most 8-year-olds, is primarily his mother, the playground and school. Not surprisingly, those are the subjects the tiny comedian talked about during his audition. However, what was surprising was how truly funny and entertaining the young man was, and how many laughs he got from both the judges and the audience. The confident little guy told one joke after another, getting a well-deserved round of applause from the audience and the judges. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent knows the embarrassment of their child being way too honest. This is a situation that, unfortunately, moms and dads know all too well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this mother create instances that would immediately result in overwhelming embarrassment for every parent if their child were to say these things. Honesty is the best policy, as it has been said many times. That is true, we should be open and upfront with one another. No one wants to be lied to or even, for the most part, associated with someone who has a problem with the truth. Becoming known as a liar is a deep, long-lasting reputational stain that is hard to remove and overcome. Now, its possible to be completely honest with someone while doing so delicately and with care, and with consideration for their feelings. Simply blurting out the unfiltered truth, without regard for others feelings, can do a lot of damage. Often, someone who acts this way, saying what everyone else is thinking, does so for shock value or hoping to hurt others intentionally. Much like a known liar, no one wants to be around that type of person. Children have not developed the ability to be honest with others while using tact and discernment. They say exactly what crops up in their minds, and, as parents know, this can make for extremely awkward and cringeworthy moments in which you wish you could disappear. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother recreates some of these moments that would be completely embarrassing. Ooh, Mom, it smells like moldy towels in here, she said. What? Hey, whats all them bumps on your face? she added. My momma said you cant stay cause she dont like you, she said. Aunt Linda, you got a baby in your belly? she said. Cause it looks big. Those are only a handful of truly laugh-out-loud comments the woman makes. Hopefully, they are not coming from her personal experience. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

All parents will relate to these hilarious mealtime struggles. Moms and dads know that, at times, getting their youngster to eat can be a battle, where both sides refuse to give an inch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see situations that parents know all too well recreated in hilarious, spot-on fashion. Eating, consuming vitamins and nutrients, is necessary for survival. Thats not some kind of earth-shattering or groundbreaking discovery or statement. Its a simple fact that everyone knows and understands to be true. If you eat, you will stay alive, but if you go without eating or drinking for an extended period of time, eventually death will move in and take over. While all of that is common knowledge, trying to get that across to a child can be, at times, like pulling teeth. Every parent knows that every child goes through phases when they do not want to eat anything, or at least anything you provide for them. They will give any and every excuse why they cannot or will not eat this or that, no matter how nonsensical and flawed their reasoning might be. A clip posted on YouTube recreates scenarios that all parents know all too well. The mother presents her child with a variety of snacks, and every single time, without fail, the child, also played by the woman, gives a reason why the food is unacceptable to them. Most of the youngsters responses to the food laid out for them are absurd and make absolutely no sense. But again, that is nearly every child when they reach this extremely picky stage. Perhaps a child being picky about what they will and won't eat is a way for them to assert themselves and develop independence. Whatever the case may be, it is incredibly infuriating for every parent. Just eat the food! 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all for the glory of God.

These proven teaching facts are too relatable for every educator. Its likely that most teachers have experienced these exact same situations more than once in their careers. Watch this short but hysterical clip to hear what this teacher name these undeniable, scientifically proven facts of teaching. Teaching is an incredibly important position. The men and women who work in the education field are literally touching, molding and shaping the next generation. What they say, do, and how they act and come across in the classroom will have long-lasting repercussions. The students might pay attention to words said in the classroom (as every teacher undoubtedly knows), but they are always watching what you do and how you act. Now, while teaching is a crucial position in society, it is, at the end of the day, still a job. It comes with ups and downs. Teachers have good days and bad days; times when they love their jobs and instances when they wish they did anything but teach. As such, one teacher has compiled a list of what he considers 100 percent, scientifically proven facts about the teaching profession in a clip posted on YouTube. Some of these facts are likely very familiar to teachers. Whether youre an educator or not, you will still find yourself laughing at what this teacher says are truths about his job. The only time you dont write your objective on the board is when the principal is going to do a drop-in observation, he said. His next fact involves how the students will react when this or that happens. If you have perfect directions written, your students arent going to read it, he added. But if you have one typo in your directions, the students are all going to read it, and let you know you made a mistake, but still not follow the directions. These are only two of his many facts about the teaching profession that will have you laughing out loud. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This teacher changed up her routine slightly and told her class two jokes, including one involving Star Wars. Instead of just one, the students in this educators class got two laugh-out-loud jokes. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the teachers jokes and the students reactions to both punchlines. Who doesnt love a good joke every now and then? What could be better than having a reason to laugh and smile? What about having two reasons to laugh and smile? That would definitely count, as we all could use more laughter and humor in our lives. The ever-popular and classic dad jokes always bring smiles wherever they are recited or heard. In addition to the many laughs that come with those types of jokes, inevitably, plenty of eye rolls, moans and groans will follow as well. Why? Well, if youre familiar with dad jokes at all, you know they are often incredibly corny, employing puns and playing off words in their punchlines. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher who tells the elementary students in her class one dad joke every day changed things up a bit. Theres nothing wrong with disrupting a routine every once in a while. So, instead of telling the youngsters just one eye-rolling joke, the kids were treated to two jokes. The first one was about Elon Musk and a lemur, and the big, noticeable difference between the two. The children tried their darndest to figure out the punchline to this one, with one student coming very close to giving the correct response. Instead, the educator had to tell them the punchline. Her second joke, which I believe was the far superior one, had to do with the legendary and beloved Star Wars film franchise. If you think a little bit about this one, youll probably figure this one out before she serves up the punchline. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This dad recalled his little ones hysterical and distressing confession. He could not believe what he heard come out of her mouth. Its the kind of statement that would make you stop, check your ears and ask her to repeat it. Watch the short, hilarious clip to listen to what the child told her father she did that day, right before she went to sleep. Children are an absolute gift from the good Lord, and those youngsters should be treated as such. Every parent would completely and wholeheartedly agree with that conclusion. Children are one of the many ways in which He blesses and enriches our lives. Most moms and dads would also likely say they are routinely shocked and thrown for a loop by what their children say. Children are incredibly honest, constantly saying whatever pops into their minds. Additionally, small children are still learning and can often say things that they dont necessarily mean. As every parent knows, this can lead to some strange conversations, which very frequently force parents to play detective as they try to decipher what their little one is trying to express. In a hysterical clip posted on YouTube, a father recounted a conversation with his 3-year-old daughter in which she said something extremely shocking. She made a confession that had the father wondering about their elderly cats whereabouts and momentarily fearing for the animals safety. I put the cat in the oven, the child told her father, which is a sentence you never want to hear your toddler say. Like any father would after hearing something like that, the father knew he immediately needed to verify her statement to see if the familys cat had actually been placed in the oven. As it turned out, the child was not totally incorrect. What the father discovered was that a stuffed animal, a cat, had been put in a miniature toy oven. The familys cat was found safe and unharmed. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A father shared the startling and funny request his daughter made. What she said would have made any parent stop immediately and ask the child to repeat it to make sure they heard correctly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the young woman asked her father. As every parent knows, children can and do say some pretty hysterical, outlandish things. There are times when whatever they say immediately causes you to stop in your tracks and question yourself. Did I really hear what I think I heard? If, as a parent, you have never been in that position before, get ready because you will find yourself there. Their unbridled honesty, combined with a unique perspective and minimal life experience, can lead to some belly laughs. Often, the most hilarious things that come out of their mouths are when they get something halfway correct. Or they substitute something for a word or a name that they intended to say. One father is all too familiar with what can happen when a child says something a little, or more accurately, a lot wrong. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father, while sitting in his car, enjoying his morning coffee from what appears to be a Cookie Monster mug, recalls a conversation he had with his 3-year-old. She made a very shocking, laugh-out-loud request of her father, which prompted him to ask her to repeat it. My 3-year-old goes, Yeah, Dadda, I would like to go to Ebola again, the father recalled. Understandably, the father needed some outside help deciphering what the little one was attempting to say. He called in the recruits his older children- and asked for their assistance. Eventually, after a series of questions to really drill down on what she was trying to get out, it was discovered what the child was talking about, and it had nothing to do with a deadly disease. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

A dad shared the many ways to try to get kids to do the one chore they all hate. Its unclear whether these strategies are 100 percent effective, but you will be laughing uncontrollably at his attempts, and that is for sure. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the various approaches to get children to do this one household chore. As all parents know, children do not enjoy household chores. Can you blame them? Who wants to do work when there is so much play and fun to be had? Did you like being told this or that must be completed before you went outside to play with your friends? Of course not, but we did it begrudgingly anyway, most of the time, anyway. For whatever reason, despite the many and various tasks that children are commanded to complete around the house, there is one that all of them seem to hate with a fiery passion: making the bed. Its almost sure to be the one thing you dreaded doing the most as well. Perhaps all that hatred comes because of the uselessness of the task. Who are they making their bed for? Once they get into it at night, those five or 10 minutes making the bed have been entirely wasted. Regardless of how one feels about making the bed, one father has come up with several approaches on how to get your youngster to make their bed. Some of them are likely to produce better results than others. However, he also does not promise a success rate or even that the odds of your child making their bed will increase if you implement his maneuvers. What do you think is the best way to get kids to make their beds in the morning? Or is it even a task worth doing? The short clip will still have you laughing long after it ends! Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This teachers punny classroom joke is an eye-roller, for sure. Her joke will have you laughing, smirking and might even cause your eyes to roll so much that they move to the back of your head. Watch the short but humorous clip to hear the teacher joke, the students hilarious attempts to figure it out and then the punchline. Everyone loves a good dad joke. And if you arent sure about what a dad joke is, know you do even if you dont think you do. For the most part, dad jokes work off of well-known, overused and tired puns and wordplay. These are used in nearly every medium in which jokes are told stand-up routines, television programs and movies. If, at this point, you are still unsure as to what is and can be classified as a dad joke, there is one easy-to-spot sign of a dad joke. Dad jokes will typically cause you to roll your eyes, usually because of how corny they are. Just be careful because listening to too many dad jokes in a row may cause your eyes to roll back into your head. Always exercise caution when dad jokes are possible; you dont want to roll your eyes too much or too hard and risk injury. Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher who tells her elementary class a joke every day shared yet another with her young students. This particular joke is funny, but its also very likely to elicit a lot of eye rolls. Why are peppers the best at archery? the teacher asks her students. I bet thats a sentence you thought youd never hear or a thought that would ever cross your mind. Regardless, the students do their best, trying to figure out the punchline. While some of their attempts are pretty good, they all fall short. The teacher eventually provided the punchline. Because they habanero, she says. Get it? If not, think about it for a second, and itll click. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

I was planting some veggies and found an egg in the dirt and a magical birthing experience unfolded

I was planting some veggies and found an egg in the dirt and a magical birthing experience unfolded

A middle school teacher shared the phrases he says most in his classroom. The educators revelation is both hilarious and telling, giving a glimpse of what its like to be a teacher today. Watch the short, hilarious clip to hear which phrases this teacher uses most often throughout an average day in his classroom. It's impossible to have too many good teachers. Excellent educators will always be in high demand. Thats simply because those men and women who work in education are literally forming and shaping the next generation. What those teachers say, do and how they act in the classroom will have widespread and far-reaching consequences for years to come. While education is a critically important field and teaching is noble and honorable and a crucial profession, its clear that it is not an easy job. Like every job, it has its ups and downs, its challenges and difficulties. Of course, one of the most demanding tasks for a teacher, especially someone trying to educate children, is getting them to pay attention and stay focused. Even then, its impossible to teach someone who is not willing to listen and learn. In a clip posted on social media, a middle school teacher recorded the top phrases he says during a typical school day. Some of what he says is not shocking, especially if youre a parent of a rambunctious and unruly child. However, other things he mentions will likely shock you and have you burst out laughing. Now, as a middle school teacher, you repeat yourself a lot, a lot, he said. Heres a list of my most often-used phrases in the classroom every day. His commonly used phrases are probably about things youve never even imagined that a dealer would have to deal with or would experience. The phrases include: Where are your shoes? he said. Youre going to be OK, he added. Lots of whining in middle school. Read the board, he added. This one will likely not surprise anyone. Those are just a few of the nine phrases he says the most in his classroom during any given day. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

A guidance counselor gave this student a reality check that was at once hysterical and humbling. The student likely did not see this response coming from his guidance counselor. Watch the short, laugh-out-loud funny clip to see what the student said that had the school official react in a very unexpected manner. Graduating from high school is a significant accomplishment. However, for most people, that is not the end of their educational journey. Bettering themselves through some form of continued learning is usually the course of action most students choose after earning their high school diploma. Typically, that means going to college or a trade school. However, being 17 or 18 and trying to make such a big decision can be overwhelming. That is why high schools employ guidance counselors who help students figure out what to do after graduation. This can and does make that task a little less daunting and overwhelming. Guidance counselors offer support and assistance throughout the process. In a comedy skit posted on YouTube, a guidance counselor was anything but helpful. Instead, she had a most unusual reaction when the student mentioned his plan of action after leaving high school. Even if guidance counselors dont think they have the ability to achieve what they say, they have to hide their disbelief a little bit better than this particular guidance counselor did. After the student sits down, he states that he hopes to attend a very prestigious university - Brown or Johns Hopkins. Almost immediately, the guidance counselor tries to steer him away from that course of action. Instead, she comes up with other ideas. How about, maybe something different for you, the guidance counselor says to the young man. She then suggests a six-week screenwriting program or even subscribing to the Masterclass online classes. The student is not on board with her ideas, and is obviously taken aback by her humbling suggestions, and her saying that she doesnt see college as being for him. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.